lokilover13:

myfandomsarebetterthanyours:

lilylittlelamb:

I made the mistake 2 days ago of telling my dad that I wanted to live in an episode of Sherlock.

Last night a 3am he came into my room, flicked the lights on and started to throw everything around. I asked him what he was doing and he replied with ‘Its a drugs bust!’

Then when I yelled at him and told him to fix everything he said ‘Not my division.’ then shut the door and went back to bed.

I WANT YOUR FATHER

missplumpudding:

Gwen is a witch.  Just sentenced her to death.  Yessss.

Ugh, found out Lancelot is such a liar.  Throw him in jail.

All right!  Caught 2 more Druids.  Sentenced to death.  Good job, me.

Gwen’s father with gold?  Obviously sorcery.  Caught and executed.

Alvarr’s a dick.  And a sorcerer.  In jail, sentenced to death.  What a great day.

Almost died, still bedridden, but sentenced Gaius’s girlfriend to death.  Cheers to me.