I made the mistake 2 days ago of telling my dad that I wanted to live in an episode of Sherlock.
Last night a 3am he came into my room, flicked the lights on and started to throw everything around. I asked him what he was doing and he replied with ‘Its a drugs bust!’
Then when I yelled at him and told him to fix everything he said ‘Not my division.’ then shut the door and went back to bed.
I WANT YOUR FATHER
THEIR FACES UGH
ARTHUR IS SO IN LOVE WITH THIS RIDICULOUS MAN AND MERLIN IS JUST SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO PROUD THAT HE MADE ARTHUR HAPPY SOIDJF49FIJOASDF
Gwen is a witch. Just sentenced her to death. Yessss.
Ugh, found out Lancelot is such a liar. Throw him in jail.
All right! Caught 2 more Druids. Sentenced to death. Good job, me.
Gwen’s father with gold? Obviously sorcery. Caught and executed.
Alvarr’s a dick. And a sorcerer. In jail, sentenced to death. What a great day.
Almost died, still bedridden, but sentenced Gaius’s girlfriend to death. Cheers to me.